Forget Barack Obama Because It's Hugh Hefner That Will Save The World!

It's now been over 50 years since Hugh Hefner started Playboy magazine, his little magazine for men about women, many of them naked. The barriers that Playboy broke are far too numerous to mention here yet bare (I couldn't help it) repeating. While Playboy legitimized naked women it also served as a showcase for African-American musicians and various authors and artists that couldn't get a fair shot elsewhere. Until Mr. Hefner, all of these great artists were confined to the underground of American society.

Whatever Mr. Hefner believes, the American people voted this past November, 2008 with their hearts, minds and ballots for the next President of the United States and chose the young senator from Illinois, Barack Obama.

The funny thing is, it may not be Barack Obama that saves our country and for that matter the world. It might just be Hugh Hefner!

Let me explain.

Some scientists believe that human beings have lost the ability to mutate or change their genetic code.

Why might you ask? Isn't this a good thing?

Well, you also have to consider that humanity evolves through mutation. Through evolution we're able to better adapt to our ever changing environment. Because of our adaptations over the last million years, we are who we are today. In a very real way, we wouldn't be here if our ancestors didn't mutate.

So the scary thing is that the human race may not be up to the challenge of the next climate shift, super volcano, or ice age. This may explain why I hate winter so much.

Thankfully, like a bad science fiction movie, science has left the door open for our redemption. As it turns out, the reasons for less mutation are twofold. Scientists have determined that there are fewer isolated populations on earth leading to fewer unique people. They have also documented that older men are having less sex and therefore fewer babies with younger women. Why is this bad? Well, older men's chromosomes mutate more than younger men's and this leads to more mutations in the older men's progeny. Less mutation equals less adaptation and less adaptation ultimately means fewer people survive the next time a global disaster hits.

That's where Mr. Hefner comes in and saves us all. Mr. Hefner has decided to not take this lying down. That is to say he'll lie down and have sex with as many young women as possible. With any luck, he'll have lots and lots of super babies with amazing powers.

By example and through plenty of Viagra, Hugh Hefner and others like him, will lead the way to the future of the human race!

About the Author

Alan Bentley, God's gift to female/male communication, helps single women across the country unravel mysteries of the male mind helping improve their relationships with men they love. To discover how you can crack the guy code, go to http://www.cracktheguycode.com or email alan@cracktheguycode.com

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